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Douchebag Genius

from Everything Bad at Once by Mystery Kid

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First verse: planet Earth is in shambles
So I let the herb burn like 16 Candles
Well, shit, this is one for the annals
Leave your rassclot fans in their bloodied-up flannels
A cannibal with the world in his clutches
All the girls say they like the way he twirls Dutches
A bonafide pothead smokin’ in the back
A lifelong heretic broken on the rack
I promote sin, akin to what the fiend did
Off the rails — leave a trail of dead scene kids
Attracting many murder groupies with the gory flow
Catch me ‘fore I cease to exist — cool story, bro

Look into the sky and tell me if you’ve seen it
It’s my time to rise and I’m headed for the zenith
Look into my eyes and you’ll know I fucking mean it
I'm a star, I'm a douchebag, I'm a genius

Excellent, it’s Nemesis’s replicant
Lost testament — the world is made of excrement
The next estimate? More dead babies
The game ain’t changed, I’ve spread dread since the 80s
Shady, involved in cover-ups and sex scandals
With no angle, kill your grandmother with death panels
That’s life: it’s betrayals and hard tradeoffs
People paid off, stickin’ blades in Bernard Madoff
It’s chaos, so I strike on the mic
With a style like smart bomb explosions at night
Make blood spill like oil in the Gulf
Now who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?

Inscrutable — I demand my suitable kudos
With a mind like knives, I’m as brutal as Brudos
In time, my rhymes will grind your spine into a fine dust
No conciliating, I’m facilitating mindfucks
Find us, I’m unbalanced like blind winos
Tired and sick of these pussies like nine gynos
Read the signs, say the words, record the omens
It’s trife, cut down the tree of life — man, forget the slogans
I want to see the sunrise, but I’m a vampire
This is a ghost story, gather round the campfire
I’m a damn liar, with a forked tongue
High-strung, no lie, I’ma die young

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from Everything Bad at Once, released August 19, 2014

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